See the toilet? It's about 2.5 inches away from the Burning Pipe.
So...
I'm shopping for another toilet.
And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
...except one more thing:
In order to install a round-front toilet for a 12-inch rough out that does not extend more than 25 inches from the wall, I had to do have this done to the new tile to plumb for a tank-and-bowl do-hicky. Bye bye flushometer!
Nice vanity, though, right?