the terlit story

I ordered a toilet. It came. Cracked.

They took it back.

I ordered a replacement. From a sketchy place in Midtown.

I spoke in code. Per instructions.

The toilet came. Cracked.

They took it back.

I ordered another toilet.

It came.

Not cracked.

But the wrong color.

I'm keeping it.

And that's the story of the toilet.